The Cancelled Registry Manifesto

Welcome to the internet’s final word.

You’ve been cancelled. Or maybe you’ve cancelled someone else. Either way, congratulations — you’ve made it to The Cancelled Registry, where sins are exposed, guilt is purged, and reputations go to die (or be reborn).

We’re not here to preach.
We’re not here to judge.
We’re just the grim archivists of your worst takes, pettiest fallouts, and oddly satisfying acts of digital revenge.

What Is This?

Part confessional, part cosmic joke, part social experiment — The Cancelled Registry lets you:

  • 🕳️ Cancel yourself – Because you did eat pineapple on pizza and you’re ready to own it.
  • ⚰️ Cancel someone else – Your ex, your boss, that guy who clapped when the plane landed.
  • 🎁 Gift a cancellation – A quirky birthday present. A savage inside joke. A warning shot.
  • 👁️‍🗨️ Stay anonymous – The only way to see the juicy details is to have the Cancellation ID. No name search. No public shaming. Just shared secrets and selective shame.

Why?

Because you:

  • Wanted to make amends, but didn’t want a therapist.
  • Needed closure, but didn’t want the drama.
  • Love weird internet artifacts and the absurdity of modern life.
  • Believe that being cancelled is kind of iconic.

The Culture

This isn’t about hate. It’s about humour, self-awareness, and catharsis in a world where everyone’s trying to be flawless. It’s punk. It’s satire. It’s strangely therapeutic.

Join the registry. Embrace the cringe. Confess the chaos.
Be #CancelledWithPride